Life's Not a Bitch ...

... It's a manwhore

I have dedicated my life to this question since I was 2.

Baby H: Mama, Is life a man or woman?

Mama: La 7bibti .. la hatha wala hatha .. '3abya

ok ok .. i added the last part in .. haha .. but you could sense I was going to be a genius .. I already knew life would screw us over

the minute everything seems great .. you get your period

the minute you ask your baba for your blue pillow that is much needed for your backpain .. he forgets

the minute you think you have your weekend scheduled and it seems like a good time .. you realize that you're making plans for the NEXT weekend and you'll be stuck doing NOTHING this weekend

the minute you have eyes for only one man .. the gorgeous friend confesses he loves you

the minute you have done all your work .. your boss tells you .. we're not working on this anymore

the minute you lose the weight and look super fab in your nicely fitting size 12 (yes .. thats good for me!) suit .. your mum makessssss you get a size 16 cuz "fitting means small" and the store is out of 14s

the minute you feel like putting on your sports shoes to get your ass on the treadmill .. your friend calls you and says we have to go to the new seafood restaurant in town

the minute you think you have found the bed you wanted for your room .. they tell you it costs 7,898 EUROS

the minute you think its great they chose you to go on a business trip to meet potential companies .. they tell you its in sydney (15 hour flight)

the minute you think you put on the right top this morning that perfectly matches your outfit, shoes, bag, 3baya, make up .. the receptionist tells you .. SHO LABSA?? 8AMEE9 NOOM?? (cuz it had some lace at the top)

the minute you think you are having a GREAT hair day under that sheila of yours .. the masri woman at the supermarket decides to take off your sheila .. flatten your gorgeous locks .. bobby pin it down .. and put the sheila back on .. (i dont know the woman)

the minute you actually DONT want to do work but want to pretend to be busy .. your screen freezes on your facebook profile page

the minute you think you're going to get that appointment with the dermatologist that you've needed to get but haven't had the time to book .. the receptionists decide the nearest date you get is next week when you're not in town

the minute you finally grow the balls to ask your boss for a ONE DAY vacation .. your dad tells you its going to be 6 days

the minute you think you have had enough with everything and you need someone to call .. ANYONE .. no one is there

the minute you have erased most of the points in your to-do list and want to take a break by checking facebook or blogger .. your manager passes by and thinks that is all you do

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by the way .. don't you hate these dots in forwards?

scratch that .. don't you hate forwards?

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my friends .. what does this remind you of??

MEN! That is why I have finalized my 20 years of research into one theory

Life is a man ..

And in the last year and a half of my blackberry obsession (yes .. if you don't have a blackberry .. you are not worthy in my eyes) .. i have come to realize that blackberrys too are men

why would my blackberry call a certain someone at 3:00 AM for that certain someone to hear that I'm chilling in the lobby at the my hotel in london with all my guys friends? (i assure you .. it was very innocent .. it just sounds soooo '3ala6)

why would my blackberry send a ridiculous picture of my guy friend to a certain someone? (again .. disgustingly innocent mistakes that lead to overdramitcally dramatized situations)

why oh why would my blackberry call my manager on a weekend when i'm having lunch?

Bottom line ladies : Life & Blackberrys are of the male sex .. be careful